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Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun :D
An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.
The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint…
“I understand”, says the bartender – and pours two pints.
Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!
A man flying a hot air balloon got lost. So he descended and asked a woman walking in a field “Where am I?” She thought for some time and then replied. “In a hot-air balloon”. Immediately the balloonist realized she was a mathematician, for three reasons (1) She thought before replying (2) What she said was absolutely correct and (3) Her reply was totally useless.
A mathematician, statistician and accountant were finalist for a position as VP in a large corporation. The hiring committee asked them all the same last question:
The mathematician was first.”How much is 500 plus 500 ?” , they asked”1000″ he replied without hesitation.”Thank you”, they dismissed him.
Next the statistician.”How much is 500 plus 500?”"On the average, 1000 with 95 % confidence” replied the statistician”Thank you”, they dismissed him.
Next the accountant.”How much is 500 plus 500?”"What would you like it to be?” responded the accountant.They hired the accountant.
Question: “How many seconds are there in a year?”Answer: “Twelve, January second, February second, March second, …”
Q: What is the definition of a polar bear?
A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation
Q: What will a logician choose: a half of an egg or eternal bliss in the afterlife? A: A half of an egg! Because nothing is better than eternal bliss in the afterlife, and a half of an egg is better than nothing.maths Math

Maths is Fun

Mathematics can be real fun but that’s only probable if you like the logic, the numbers and the beauty of the subject.  However, with this post I have tried to make maths fun even for people who don’t love maths. This is done by making fun of maths and mathematicians. Of course, these are not my creation and have been collected from different sources. I hope you would like these jokes on mathematicians.

Maths Jokes

Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?

A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun :D

An infinite crowd of mathematicians enters a bar.

The first one orders a pint, the second one a half pint, the third one a quarter pint…

“I understand”, says the bartender – and pours two pints. :D

 

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?

A: Nice belt! :D

 

A man flying a hot air balloon got lost. So he descended and asked a woman walking in a field “Where am I?” She thought for some time and then replied. “In a hot-air balloon”. Immediately the balloonist realized she was a mathematician, for three reasons

(1) She thought before replying

(2) What she said was absolutely correct and

(3) Her reply was totally useless. :D

 

A mathematician, statistician and accountant were finalist for a position as VP in a large corporation. The hiring committee asked them all the same last question

The mathematician was first.”How much is 500 plus 500 ?” , they asked”1000″ he replied without hesitation.”Thank you”, they dismissed him.

Next the statistician.”How much is 500 plus 500?”"On the average, 1000 with 95 % confidence” replied the statistician”Thank you”, they dismissed him.

Next the accountant.”How much is 500 plus 500?”"What would you like it to be?” responded the accountant.They hired the accountant. :D

 

Question: “How many seconds are there in a year?”Answer: “Twelve, January second, February second, March second, …”    :D

 

Q: What is the definition of a polar bear?

A: A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation :D

 

Q: What will a logician choose: a half of an egg or eternal bliss in the afterlife?

A: A half of an egg! Because nothing is better than eternal bliss in the afterlife, and a half of an egg is better than nothing. :D

 

If you have some joke(s) on maths or mathematicians, you can share with all by posting a comment below.

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  1. chris cross says:

    this is some great stuff love it

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